“You can keep the cow healthy…”

Ever meet someone who—in everyday casual conversation—just says things that are so profound, you have to say “wait, hold on,could you repeat that?” And you end up using the same quote in your own conversations? Greg Crabtree is such a person. Over the years, it’s been our pleasure to collect some of our (and his) favorite “Gregisms.”

“You can keep the cow healthy and milk it every day or you can starve it and have one BBQ dinner.”

“When the horse is dead, dismount.”